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K-State Slate, 9/24/09

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Star-divide

First, apologies for it being kind of a slow week.  All of us are either traveling or have been busy with work.  Our answers to this week's Big 12 Roundtable will be posted tonight, and I'll try to get something along the lines of a "Midweek QB" post ready for tomorrow morning.  So it will be "Late-Week QB" this week instead.

Football

Joshua Kinder, Manhattan Mercury -- Snyder sticking with struggling Cherry: I hope whatever confidence problems Josh Cherry is having get sorted out quickly.  This team can't afford to be missing makeable field goals every game.

Volleyball

KSU volleyball postponed: I was hoping to bring news in this section that the volleyball team had snapped out of its funk with a resounding home win over Texas Tech.  Instead, the match had to be postponed because Texas Tech's team is fighting the flu (no word on whether it's H1N1 or not).  We wish a speedy recovery to the Red Raiders.

The Fourum

Link.  Beth Persondenhall is at it again, and now she hates milk.  We should see if she'll agree to write a guest column about KU, considering she seems to have a problem with just about everything.

I eat the Fourum for my daily fiber intake.

Beth Mendenhall, I had two glasses of milk today because I hate you that much.

Beth is terrorizing my mind.

To Beth Mendenhall: Everyone wants to see you do the gallon challenge with human milk now.

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Comments

Beth strikes me as a perfect fit as a west coast college student.

I am, of course, basing this on assumptions and stereotypes that I have developed over the years.

Maybe she would like to cover the K-State beat for the Eagle / Star.

She's just trying to bring down the man

and I can respect that.

But she’s coming dangerously close to reaching Jason Whitlock status with all the reactions.

She seems like the type...

… who got into writing because she views herself like the girlfriend that’s just oh so sure they change change the guy they’re with, only to find out the dude was the normal one all along and she can’t do shit about it.

I would venture a guess that she literally walks around thinking about all of K-State’s flaws. I can not wrap my head around why someone would attend a place with such differing ideologies and disregard the very atmosphere that defines its existence.

It's like she has a checklist

Week 1: Piss off K-State sports fans
Week 2: Piss off cattle ranchers and those who eat meat
Week 3: Piss off dairy farmers and those who drink meat

The biggest question is “what’s next?”

Bunnies, babies, and grandmas.....

All at once. She has no restrictions

Religion and conservatism.
If she goes after Willie..

… shit’s going down.

Ooh...that never occurred to me...

Her next article will probably be about the hidden dangers of the Wabash Cannonball (I hear it causes cancer).

Wabash Cannonball is not inclusive.

There’s no Wabash Cannon-ovary.

Wabash Cannonball Cancer, now formally abbreviated as WCC,

is not organ specific, but many doctors have concluded that WCC predominately starts in the abdominal region due to repetitive “sit-up like” motions.

They’ve done studies you know. 60% of Wabash Cannonball users get WCC everytime.

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