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The "Bill Snyder Translator" v.1.0

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"We've just come off a five-day break in which our coaches visited over 120 schools on a three-day recruiting venture and the players focused more diligently on their school work, strength and conditioning drills while also enjoying a little free time," said head coach Bill Snyder.

"Getting back to the practice field on Monday and Wednesday was a rude awakening. We were not at the same performance level as we were before the break, although I have seen some improvement in most of our special teams units. One of our major issues has been, and continues to be, the focus and intensity with which we practice. The final six practices will involve a great emphasis on that same practice intensity we are lacking, along with improvement on fundamentals, learning assignments, execution and gaining confidence in their performance."

TRANSLATION: I'm not going to tell you shit.

The end.

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I am, however, going to give you something to print because that’s part of my job…so here’s some words that are noncommittal, non-definitive, anti-inflammatory yet plausibly deniable. You know the term ‘coach speak’? I’m THE coach.

we came back from the break

the players took the time off to screw around while getting in some conditioning work

when we got back to practice, they were incredibly sloppy and didn’t want to work hard

we will work hard in our next six practices, or i will release rabid ferrets on them

the end

The players should get a 5-second head start on the ferrets...

running bleachers.

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