You know what farm people like? Lee Greenwood. They love them's some Lee-fucking-Greenwood.
On the Fourth of July, they like to sit in the back of their pickup trucks, stare at the sky, and sing "Proud to be an American" by a country singer that looks like Kenny Loggins and not like an actual country singer at all. Country singers look like this guy...

I believe that this needs to be played along with the national anthem to get the proper levels of patriotism displayed by "country" folk on a daily basis.
Lee. Fucking. Greenwood.
Lee Greenwood - God Bless the USA (Live in 1985) (via mikewx2)
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Is it bad that this whole Farmageddon thing is actually getting me interested in this game?
What does that say about me?
Texas Wahoo - October 1, 2009
I was thinking the same thing earlier
I think it’s because Texas (and in my case, Missouri) both have off weeks and are looking for something entertaining that doesn’t involve a drunken Billy Sims running around screaming “BOOMER…SOONER.”
CPC - October 1, 2009
It says you like good entertainment...
or tractor pulls. Either or.
Panjandrum - October 1, 2009
Country or Western.
MadCat - October 1, 2009
The KSU band should stick to the Wabash Cannonball in lieu of Wilcat Victory.
Iowa State’s band should pick a country song of their own as well.
MadCat - October 1, 2009
FARMAGEDDON
mcboomofdoom - October 1, 2009
OMG
Bullet Bill.
That is hilarious.
BracketCat - October 1, 2009
Nice
Someone should have photoshopped Mangino doing a cannonball instead.
MadCat - October 1, 2009
He'll save that for The Border War
TB - October 1, 2009
I figured this guy must be a Rock M Nation guy
Awesome.
Love it.
mystman995 - October 2, 2009
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