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Countdown to Farmageddon: 2 Days

You know what farm people like?  Lee Greenwood.  They love them's some Lee-fucking-Greenwood.

On the Fourth of July, they like to sit in the back of their pickup trucks, stare at the sky, and sing "Proud to be an American" by a country singer that looks like Kenny Loggins and not like an actual country singer at all.  Country singers look like this guy...

 

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Metrosexual Poser...

 

 

I believe that this needs to be played along with the national anthem to get the proper levels of patriotism displayed by "country" folk on a daily basis.

Lee. Fucking. Greenwood.

 

Lee Greenwood - God Bless the USA (Live in 1985) (via mikewx2)


 


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Is it bad that this whole Farmageddon thing is actually getting me interested in this game?

What does that say about me?

I was thinking the same thing earlier

I think it’s because Texas (and in my case, Missouri) both have off weeks and are looking for something entertaining that doesn’t involve a drunken Billy Sims running around screaming “BOOMER…SOONER.”

It says you like good entertainment...

or tractor pulls. Either or.

Country or Western.
The KSU band should stick to the Wabash Cannonball in lieu of Wilcat Victory.

Iowa State’s band should pick a country song of their own as well.

FARMAGEDDON

OMG

Bullet Bill.

That is hilarious.

Nice

Someone should have photoshopped Mangino doing a cannonball instead.

He'll save that for The Border War
I figured this guy must be a Rock M Nation guy

Awesome.

Love it.

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