/ˈdɪstənt/
-adjective
1. far off or apart in space; not near at hand; remote or removed (often fol. by from): a distant place; a town three miles distant from here.
2. apart or far off in time: distant centuries past.
3. remote or far apart in any respect: a distant relative.
4. reserved or aloof; not familiar or cordial: HEY!!! I'm talkin' to the J-Dog over here. If you don't back the $%#! up and keep your distance, I'm going to rip your head off and shit down your throat. Capiche?
5. arriving from or going to a distance, as a communication, journey, etc.: I have here a distant letter from Japan.
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thanks
for my Saturday morning chuckle.
Warden11 - January 3, 2009
Check out them boots
2.1 seconds left - January 3, 2009
Good catch.
I doubt he got those in Manhattan.
EMAW - January 3, 2009
But I need to know where he got them.
Panjandrum - January 3, 2009
They look like they may be alligator
In which case, the scene from Happy Gilmore where Happy wrestles the gator for his golf ball would be the most accurate depiction of how Frank got those boots.
TB - January 4, 2009
No...
you probably don’t.
Catfan33 - January 4, 2009
Does anyone else...
half expect him to pull back his suit jacket sometime when he’s staring down a ref and reveal a pistol?
Catfan33 - January 4, 2009
Or maybe a string of ears
2.1 seconds left - January 4, 2009
LOL
EMAW - January 5, 2009
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